Stop the war on drugs

Unlike the war in Iraq and the war on terror, the war on drugs is an economic catastrophe. Drugs are wonderful things. With them, children are able to sit still in school, men are able to overcome erectile dysfunction, radio personalities’ creativity and imagination are enhanced, and millions of suburbanites are able to cope in their sterile and alienating environments. Under legislation Senator Sky Damon will propose, all drugs will be legal and totally unregulated. Corporations will  be able to profit from them and the economic stimulus will be a big boon to the economy. Let’s stop persecuting the people we love simply because they want to ease their pain.